"Why Does No One Care About My Sad Dick?" - Chuck Palahniuk
"Why Do All These Mysterious and Magical Women Love My Sad Dick?" - Haruki Murakami
PURCHASE ELLO INVITE FROM ME
$5 per invite please
when you got 174745253 cops shooting at you in grand theft auto and you’re just like uwwu„„,i knwo I kiled all thos poepl abd im„„trash pl s i”m’ havng a panicc atack leve me alon e
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.